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ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone


TAGS: blind rock bottom denied
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Yessir... a palpable hit!
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:54 am
well played
Waylander - February 20, 2011, 6:41 pm
Nicely done.
TheOne - February 18, 2011, 6:36 pm
Sir you made a homerun on your first swing,WTM!
wonkycactus - February 18, 2011, 5:15 pm
Thanks boys look forward to more
Feasibly - February 18, 2011, 10:17 am
I see what you're saying there Wonky. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 9:50 am
One of the best debuts I have seen. 5L
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:45 am

welcome to motifake, excellent 1st poster


INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?


TAGS: intervention alcoholics bottom
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:22 pm
I've been looking at that pic on my hard drive for 2 weeks trying to figure out what to do with it. Thanks!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:13 pm
freakin hilarious! 5L
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
Thanks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 12:51 pm

ahhhh 5hoot me...i laughed.


HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY -




OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




ROCK BOTTOM -


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

moooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:12 am
ok Todd. Get off my internet.
MO - May 30, 2009, 10:10 pm
I like to call it motihacking. Of course there's always mustyfaking as well.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 10:03 pm
Todd is introducing old posters as his own.
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yarr!!!
ThePirate - May 30, 2009, 9:51 pm
Why are we seeing posters that have been here for 2 years? This is crap
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:49 pm
You're there, so you can just quit now....


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They lovin'




LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


ROCK BOTTOM - Could Be Worse... It Could Be His Sister...


TAGS: rock bottom worse sister
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by TailsDoll

TailsDoll - July 23, 2010, 1:02 pm
HEY!!!...she's not that old...........
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:09 pm

...you mean instead of his mom?


ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot


TAGS: ncis tv show sexy girl agent cop back bottom
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by giulio

CodenameBFG - January 31, 2009, 7:10 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! AND LOOK DAMN SEXY DOING IT. end of line.
ProfessorDouche - October 19, 2008, 5:09 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! FAIL!
Briton of Rose - October 6, 2008, 3:02 pm
For grammar's sake, this should read: "ZIVA DAVID - Only on television could a jazz singer this hot also be known as a "cold-blooded killer"."


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jackl - December 15, 2010, 8:26 pm
ouch, the dog is all ashamed that someone had a camera


MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@[email protected]#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out hot apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


SAND SCULPTURES - DOESN'T THE WIG LOOK LIFELIKE? -


TAGS: sandy bottoms
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by culos

shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:47 pm
can i get one of those applications too
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2010, 7:35 am
So where do I turn in my resume for sand applicator?


BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM - Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?


TAGS: big bottom assignment
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

TokinFire - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
"This goes to 11."
Zed - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
Big Bottom, featured on Spinal Tap's Back From The Dead album and the Motion Picture Soundtrack, aka "Smell the Glove". 5 Lions
spacedog - March 18, 2010, 4:03 pm
Spinal Tap FTW! 5Ls.


FAMILY OUTCAST - Some will do anything, just to be included.


TAGS: bottom left
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

phydeaux - April 13, 2010, 1:00 am
1l. Been done, often, and much better.
Zealot - April 12, 2010, 3:08 pm
I just noticed the person their sitting on


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by tryal

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!


SERENITY - Is what you feel after a long day on the water Watching the waves break on the shore. Knowing she can only nag the fishes now.


TAGS: there s a ho there s a ho there s a ho at the bottom of the sea
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

sea bob - September 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
she never spoke with me... now she got great company
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 8:15 am
i love how that just fell into place perfect


THE JOURNEY - It's Not About The Trip It's About The Destination




BICYCLE SEAT -




WORM SHIT FOR BRAINS -


TAGS: worm shit brains bottom of food chain loser
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:42 am
Go Ron, Go!


ROCK BOTTOM - You'll know it when you nom nom deleted deleted




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: life time women up skirt bottom leg ankle heel
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by giulio

Cubbybear - April 20, 2009, 12:15 pm
Culos you take the middle...Ron the left...and i'll handle the on on the right....1...2...3...Go!


TANNING -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor sun bikini sexy back leg bottom
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by giulio

onlyonetroll - December 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
That is NOT getting it "done right"! To get it "done right" she'd have to have the top off. In Europe, she'd have to have the bottoms off, too.


MY BOTTOM - Stop looking at it.


TAGS: juice bottom stop looking
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Blahh

AtomicPineapple - June 29, 2009, 9:43 am
Not only is the previous comment funnier than your motifake, so is the carton.
Sean - August 21, 2008, 11:52 pm
Impressive. Not only can you read, you can type (or have someone else type) what you read (or what they have just read to you).


nightclubing -


TAGS: nightclub party teenager immature hitting bottom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 25, 2014, 4:53 pm
Glad you liked it, Gar. I think we all throughout our lives have that one friend just . . . . haven't done much to progress to maturity.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:12 pm
Got that right, cynic. Even at 25 it feels a bit stupid…and boring. At 64 it’s just loud, claustrophobic, and scary…not that I’d know…….


SNOOKI - OMG! You mean she wasn't the bottom of the barrel???


TAGS: snooki bottom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

TerrorAustralis - September 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
"Osama, he saw this coming, and tried to stop it." except instead of self aware intelligent machines, its non-self aware, non-intelligent humans.


NO SHOVEL BIG ENOUGH -


TAGS: money calendar bottomless pit
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

RonE - July 24, 2012, 4:37 am
Good to know an alternative source as mine is about to be run out.
CloudchaserS - July 24, 2012, 4:34 am
1125 Parkway, Gatlinburg is where I get mine
RonE - July 24, 2012, 3:32 am
And I got four of the money pits... where is the vodka..
CloudchaserS - July 24, 2012, 1:27 am
A $235k money pit and that's not including college. That's nearly $1100 a month for 18 years


HIT ROCK BOTTOM? - Well, better grab a pickaxe. You've still got a way to go yet.


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:22 pm
Oh, my God! Brian?
pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:09 am
Could be sound advice, really. Keep on digging, you may find gold. Hmm, there may be a poster in there somewhere...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:39 am
Good job, dude. 5ounds like something father-in-law would say.


WELCOME - to the Motifake support desk How may I help you


TAGS: support sock bottom hammper
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 3:46 pm
I few minutes ago he was on the bottom of the hamper.
Mongo - September 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
Why is it smiling?
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 12:28 pm
Sifl for the win!


- THEY LIED - - When you hit rock bottom, the only way left, is SIDEWAYS.




DEAD END - If you are here...




I MADE A DEATH WISH AND IT CAME TRUE - But if you think I'm done you better think again because I don't know the meaning of death




ROCK BOTTOM - You'll figure it out here in a little bit.


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Losifer

someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:56 am
Wha? What's with the sign.


CHIBI NEKO SISTERS - Special Skill: Switching gender at will.




Respect -


TAGS: respect juice carton bottom sexism
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 5:19 am
Not so innocent juice, the little flirts! 5L


Fat Bottom Girls -


TAGS: fat bottom girls
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:20 am
OH-H-H-H-H-H-O. 5Ls
ughomer - October 2, 2013, 7:34 am
Nice take on Queen's big hit tune! 5L for this one.


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